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November 2012

19 posts

now i’m typing “hissing cat” and “angry kitty” into tags to stare at felines in various states of fury

guardianmuse replied to your post: me lately having to hold a conversation with… soooft kitty, waaarm kitty, little ball of fuuur… KITTY IS NOT SOFT, WARM, OR BALL-LIKE IN ANY WAY HOW’D YOU GET IN HERE GET OUT

me lately having to hold a conversation with anyone in any context:

Is it bad form to murder your mother’s ex if he decides to come back and sleeze into staying the night? Asking for a friend.

Hours before the polls closed Tuesday, GOP nominee...

“I’ve only written one speech at this point,” Romney said, adding the text of that address was 1,118 words long. Saying “intellectually” he’s felt he was going to win the election for a long time, Romney said his final campaign stops in Ohio and Pittsburgh Tuesday gave him an emotional jolt as well that victory is within his grasp. [Source]

falselyprofound: “THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING FOR THE SIDE OF PEACE AND LOVE HERE HAVE THIS THRONE MADE WITH THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES. AND LOVE.” HEY DO I HAVE YOU ADDED ON GAIA DO I DO I

everything i write is ASS good night and happy halloween everyone

October 2012

50 posts

andrewhussiesbosom: xtinalestrangex: andrewhussiesbosom: people who can write, draw, AND play an instrument can proudly say i can do all of those. *le fuck yeah* GET THE FUCK OFF MY POST AND NEVER USE LE AGAIN YOU SACK OF SHIT

Rochelle - Pink

banshee-muse: French class drawing with pencil. Pencil looks plain. She looks so much better here. Drawn/Colored out on my stream! I keep forgetting eyeshadow….eh…. Ahh, I missed really getting to watch this, but it came out fantastic <3 I’m particularly in love with her hair and that jewelry.

more tmi from para

ladyredms: Hi there. Please consider the fact that while you’re talking about being elitist and lording things over other people, you have made me feel publicly humiliated and miserable over something you made absolutely no attempt to understand before you jumped on it. Please stop comparing my statement to your varied sexual experiences, and the sexual experiences of knowledgeable sexual...

more tmi from para

nekocrouton: CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF THE ANUS DOES NOT SELF-LUBRICATE NOR IS ANAL BETWEEN CHICKS THE SAME AS BETWEEN DUDES BECAUSE THE VAGINA IS REALLY FUCKING CLOSE TO THE ANUS SORRY FOR THE TAGS BUT I AM KIND OF IRRITATED RIGHT NOW Doesn’t apply when the female being penetrated is not yet aroused and is being fucked doggy-style, which is a pretty common occurrence in our household...

love4asking: ladyredms: i want everyone to lick the back of their hand and then I want you to wipe it off with your other palm (IT’S YOUR OWN SPIT SHUT UP) and I want you to notice how fast it disappears like you wipe once and it’s practically entirely gone THAT SHIT CANNOT LUBRICATE DICKAGE OKAY??? PLEASE I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK SPIT IS LIKE KY JELLY BUT IT’S...

noiryn: imagineyourotp: Imagine person A of your OTP’s reaction to finding out person B is pregnant.

noiryn: parashta: Back last year zOMG got me tons of gold o3o But yeah buying/selling is probably the best method of gold-earning if you’re marketplace savvy; and there are guides in this subforum for those who are new to it. zOMG is so fun. I wanna make a crew now. I have to relearn the basics but I’d love to play sometime (whatever missing drivers that prevent me from playing...

princestorm14: noiryn: princestorm14: Geeez, took me forever just to get 20k xU The hell’d you get 50k Artists can charge crazy amounts of gold nowadays. Apparently inflation and all. 8) I made it in three hours. AH HA HA HA Ohh, artz. Wellll screw youuuuuu U8< I had to get mine the hard way by selling crap Back last year zOMG got me tons of gold o3o But yeah buying/selling is...

noiryn: Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up Is it time for an intervention already? XD

Just finished Supernatural season 7 last night. I was mildly disappointed in where the Bobby storyline got taken and how it was handled but at the same time relieved because I’m not sure I could have swallowed additional FEELS. The final episode was, in my opinion, oddly paced, but it might have been my own anticipation that made me so critical. Purgatory looked fantastic and I’m...

[[MORE]] The trouble with the darker dips of depression is you just stop fucking caring. You stop caring about things that make you happy, you stop caring about the people you love, you stop caring about being awake or being even remotely presentable. Getting out of bed is a massive chore, even if you’ve gotta piss. There’s a constant tick-tocking going on in the back of your head,...

himapapaftw: i-dressed-for-rio: thegestianpoet: what if dean winchester’s real problem is that he’s an anime character trapped in a human body look at dem eyes that ain’t NATURAL would you say it’s supernatural get out

ellislash: What can I say? Welcome to the fandom. ^ Most accurate post on Tumblr.

ellislash replied to your post: IF BOBBY SINGER IS ACTUALLY FUCKING DEAD *hugs muchly* Just keep watching, love… I’ll have the tissues ready just in case… I c-caaaaan’t This show is literally the worst thing I’ve ever watched because it’s so good. The acting is phenomenal, the plot has been engaging enough to keep my girlfriend and I watching for 7 straight seasons...

IF BOBBY SINGER IS ACTUALLY FUCKING DEAD I REFUSE...

princestorm14: sorakachan: Wow, did I sleep through all of tumblr’s maintenance? Did anything change? It ended at around 8:30am, and I haven’t found anything different at all so far, I think tumblr was just trollinngg |U I’m pretty sure it was just back-end maintenance, like coding, since they said in their post it would help make the site more secure against future outages.

interrobang-ler: how to be a writer start to write something pause and read over what you have so far cringe backspace everything exit out of your computer cry on the floor

Halloween Post: Quiz

noiryn: You Scored as Vampire You are a vampire. You use your seduction as a weapon, not that you need it, because you have a huge-ass castle, and everyone knows that bitches love castles. You sleep all day, because if you went outside while the sun was up, you would die, and you wouldn’t enjoy that much at all. Oh, also, you need blood to live, but you knew that already. So, stop taking online...

bb-breaks-things replied to your post: But a quick question… It’s kinda a joke now that Cas will never get a hug from Sam. But otherwise I think it’s just awkward because Cas hasn’t really seen Sam as anything but the kid to house Lucifer and all that. From what I got |D That makes sense but is also terrible ;u; I just want everyone to hug. That pretty much sums up my feelings for...

souralpha: longwalksandfriskywomen: withsunflowers: Remember Supernatural 4x08 with that big teddy bear? And Sam and Dean said they were teddy bear doctors, and here’s this bigger OMG Dean. Dean. Where did you even get that? what’s even funnier is that this license was “issued” in washington state, which is their current location? “SAMMY, WE’RE GOING TO WASHINGTON STATE, WE’RE...

Okay back to Supernatural. But a quick question first for those of you who also watch it. When Sam’s soul is restored in season 6 and he calls Castiel down to talk to him, Cass goes to hug him and Sam deflects; Cass then apologies because “that would be awkward.” Is this a joke related to some earlier event I missed? Or just something that flew over my head?